whatta habba whatsa!! :D

hei, tomorrow my holiday will be end. goddamn!! yeah, but it doesn't mean we cudnt have fun anymore right?aight, i'ma give ya some jokes. hehehehehe yo gonna enjoy that. check this out!!

my stupidity or his?

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the…
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Funny american joke.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
The Second Funniest Joke ever: 

 A MASTERPIECE

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visiting Louvre, the famous art museum in France. She looked at a masterpiece and said “is this a dreadful painting or what?! I can’t believe that a respectable place like this could have kinda horrible piece of art in its collection.” “Pardon, Madame!” one of staff says. “ But it’s not a painting, it’s a mirror.”

so, what d'ya think? hope it makes you in stitches yeah. LOLs every moments!

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Me, my ambition, and getting savoir faire :D

Hi fella!, long time no post and this my first priceless posting:D.too long, since this blog i made  i was going bananas *nah loh?>.< . ok, hmmmmm i keep on building up my english here. Besides, i am loving to share kinda thingy i’ve done And know my self better, hehehehehe. Well, beats me what should be written. first, intoduce my self aja kali ya? I’m gilang, call me just gilang. But i like to be called “sapi or sampah”. Now i'm attending at  Public Senior High School 8(international loh? Masa? Masih rsbi kale. Ntar kalau udah inter gua kasih tau, who cares?). so far eggsactly i feel better being there,  i can see an amazing  gate of my dream to become into the real thing(berharap kaga apa2 dong).talkin' about my school, to know that my school sent its 5 best students to particapate on student exchange program to USA this year,and  we’re the most from INDONESIA. impressive ehh?.Oh that’s my ambition yeah my huge ambition!! i always say “i am not smart”, but i’m oblivious that i am smart. grab the ambition i have, i bet, yeah i bet yeah the way awsumsauce *plung kepala terlempar botol. Oh bukan, galon rupanya* it’s always echoed inside my head every time i think of. a thought of my education  to come, i have the main plan and the backup one for. Wants to know? I consider yes. The main plan is to proceed my education in one of four universities in NZ with the scholarship ( The university of Auckland, AUT, Victoria Univ. Of Wellington,and the last one is Otago univ). Few weeks ago i kinda surf on internet then i found the winner of the scholarship of The University of Auckland. So bad, made me fuckin’ dissapointed. They say, the scholarship only given to the new zealander  students or the students who graduated from the school in New Zealand. Oh goat, dats why i gotta move my lil self on. yeah i still have the backup one------> goes to USA , the backup one come in to the main one rite now. automatically, my backup plan goes to...........*suara musik wedding partynya dong*  one of well-known university in indonesia.  i do really want it, stake it out, extolin' it, yeah dats ITB (teknik perminyakkan ku :*) .hei bermimpi tapi tetap usaha why not guys? every time i dream it, just reminds me of 2 fckn ppl who said to me “don’t highly dream something, because when you fall down it will hurt u”*hey, it's no skin off my nose*. but another one said “still dream what u want, but do not drown so far into and still do action to make it real” *ta, i give my shit 'cause i know this whole writing is damn precious XD*. Yeah, each efforts you do you'll get the result of,doncha?. I dont want to lose before the war, i am a boy, i am smart, i am an extraordinary person, i cud beat all the impossible things to me to be possible to invent, i am what i am!! yeah, the main point is i wanna get pockets on swole. XD siapa juga yang gak mau ya kan? ciakakakak !so long everybody! Sorry ya agan2 gak pande nulis yang menarik. Hehehehehe. untuk diketahui blog saya ini bilingual atau dwibahasa. ntar kalau bisa bahasa spanyol tak buat trilingual XD ahahaha

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