whatta habba whatsa!! :D

hei, tomorrow my holiday will be end. goddamn!! yeah, but it doesn't mean we cudnt have fun anymore right?aight, i'ma give ya some jokes. hehehehehe yo gonna enjoy that. check this out!!

my stupidity or his?

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the…
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Funny american joke.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
The Second Funniest Joke ever: 

 A MASTERPIECE

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visiting Louvre, the famous art museum in France. She looked at a masterpiece and said “is this a dreadful painting or what?! I can’t believe that a respectable place like this could have kinda horrible piece of art in its collection.” “Pardon, Madame!” one of staff says. “ But it’s not a painting, it’s a mirror.”

so, what d'ya think? hope it makes you in stitches yeah. LOLs every moments!